I love bath time - it puts me in an instant good mood. But I don't like the camera. Why are you taking pics, mama? Oh, Daddy put my hair in a mohawk?
Okay, that's kinda funny. I'll smile a bit at that.
Now he's rubbing my head. Why are you still taking pictures, mama? You know that doesn't amuse me in the slightest.
You're not taking photos of my nekkid parts, are you? I'll resent you when I'm 13.
What are you both laughing at?
Oh, Daddy did my hair in a mohawk again? Haha, still funny.